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Hilarious jokes about marriage that are funny because they're so true

Pedro Marrero
Nov 07, 2018
01:08 P.M.

Even the most amazing marriages can be tough at times but it's all made a bit easier if you and your husband or wife can laugh at it, and most likely yourselves, through the bumpy patches. And truly, you're probably not alone.

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Few topics subject can beat marriage when it comes to humorous content. After all, laughing at in marriage is laughing at the economy, sexuality, in-laws, aging, and a myriad of other things. Here we listed 6 of the best jokes around the subject.

Enjoy these jokes about marriage that pretty much all couples can relate to. Read more on our Twitter account @amomama_usa

Source: Freepik

Source: Freepik

1.

Wife: "Our new neighbor always kisses his wife when he leaves for work. Why don't you do that?"

Husband: "How can I? I don't even know her.

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Source: Freepik

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2.

Q: Whats the difference between love and marriage?

A: Love is blind and marriage is an eye-opener!

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Source: Freepik

3.

If I have to choose between a husband and shoes, I choose shoes.

They tend to last longer and are easier to replace.

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4.

Man: “I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months.”

Friend: “Why not?”

Man: “I don’t like to interrupt her.”

Source: Freepik

Source: Freepik

5.

Wife: Do you want dinner?

Husband: Sure, what are my choices?

Wife: Yes and no.

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Source: Freepik

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6.

My son wanted to know what it's like to be married. I told him to leave me alone and when he did, I asked him why he was ignoring me.

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